Posted 14 hours ago

ONCE UPON A TIME SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE THEORY DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST EPISODE

OK SO ON THE EPISODE THE APPRENTICE I’M PRETTY SURE THE OLD MAN REPRESENTS MICKEY BECAUSE HE’S THE APPRENTICE OF THE MAN WHO MADE THE HAT WHICH I’M SURE IS YEN SID AND THEN HE GETS TURNED INTO A MOUSE AND ALSO THE WALKING BROOM LEADS TO HIM.

Posted 1 day ago

avas-poltergeist:

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

(Source: fefetasprite)

Posted 1 day ago
bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

Posted 1 day ago

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

Posted 1 day ago

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

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Posted 1 day ago

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

Posted 1 day ago

astonishingly:

if you’ve never procrastinated anything in your entire life you are everything i aspire to be

(Source: astonishingly)

Posted 1 day ago

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Posted 1 day ago

flaminghomer:

dreaming-for-wonderlandd:

king-18:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

fuckin this

or just let me eat your ass and swallow your cum k

(Source: insanihty)

Posted 1 day ago

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me